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Humorous "Mom" Story

2/27/2014

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Here's a humorous story about a mom's day. I don't know where I got it but it's been floating around in my book folder for awhile and I thought I would share it with you all.
If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
Her three-year-old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do the laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper.
She will get out one pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With A Pound Of Hamburger)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two-year-old.
While she is changing the two-year-old the phone will ring.
Her five-year-old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
6 Comments
Mom
2/27/2014 07:16:03 am

AMEN!!!!!!!

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Aunt Dona
2/27/2014 12:34:03 pm

...now the child can make all sorts of things that are tasty to eat- amen to that!!! Now go make your Mom some muffins and a cup of coffee....yum!!!

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Lauren K. Lotter
2/27/2014 12:46:01 pm

She doesn't drink coffee so that's out....tea maybe!!!

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Edna
3/1/2014 01:49:42 pm

Great Story! I remember those days; now it's "Senior Moments!"

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Lauren K. Lotter
3/2/2014 02:07:40 am

I'm sure someone has written a Senior Moments one....I'll have to see if I can find something like that!

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Mary Kasza
3/2/2014 11:36:16 am

Hahaha !!!

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